1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.

2009 Xmas

Venues: an indoor game at the Oval, easily won by Captain Jesus's boys, followed by beers at the Doghouse Pub then a ruby at Gandhis. 3 Dec 2009 .

SteveO, the Sword and Les... Les bowls a wrong-un..
Rog gets tonked The Sword holds forth
Services to Salix... The Tinkerman Praying for a wicket
Jedward. Yesterdays man admires the younger team members
The Swordsman moves.... Only Vampires and devils may play
VCGC Man of the Year The Monkey: New player of the Year