1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.

The Dec 2000 Xmas Dinner at Ben's Thai


The Director Cricket grasps a trophy that will never be his as a pretender looks on Alex thins a little on top as Steve looks unfocusedly for the gluten free main course
Cap'n Ben proclaims his faith in the future of the Club Richard grabs more plonk as Ben and Ollie stare vacantly
My names on this says ex Cap'n Dom (only because we can't un-engrave it shout the others)  Marco inserts his hand up Dominic's fundamental and says "Gottle of Geer" in Dutch
Cricket Director and man who can't say "Wide" raise a glass to the new season Irwin tells us all of his love life