1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.

Some all time records (and they're not all good...)


Andy Rayner v New Beckenham CC 2006 138 not out
Sivaarun Thangarajah v DemiJohns 2014 125
Sivaarun Thangarajah v White Swans 2015 123 not out
Dave Padmore v Tallinn 2013 tour 119
Sivaarun Thangarajah v Hetaroi 2016 119
Abdullah Pandit v Gentlemens Relish CC 2010 116 not out
Andy Spurr v New Barbarian Weasels 2015 114 not out
Chris Kulasingam v Quokkas 2014 112 not out
Dave Padmore v Jordans Taveners 2009 111
Simon Mustafa v Islip 1999 105 not out
Chris Kulasingam v Jordans Taverners 2013 105
Sivaarun Thangarajah v Idle CC Lodi 2016 103
Andy Rayner v MWs 2006 101 not out
Sivaarun Thangarajah v Rotten Livers 2015 101 not out

Season records: Bowling

2013 Season CK1 30 wickets
2008 Season VCGC 29 wickets
2002 Season YM 28 wickets

Season records: Batting

2016 Season Nelson 838
2013 Season CK1 680
2015 Season Nelson 602
2013 Season BadMo 542
2014 Season CK1 465

Best Partnerships - we don't normally record these!

Andy Rayner and CK1 v MWs 2006 186 - 5th wicket
BadMo and CK1 v Whalers 2013 162 - 4th wicket
Siv and CK1 v Rotten Livers 2016 155 - 4th wicket
BadMo and CK1 v Tallinn 2013 tour 151 - 4th wicket

Big hitting

VCGC knocked 30 off a single over v StAnnes in 2105


Bloody Unlucky

Neil Clark v Wombats 2000 97 not out. He ran out of overs!
Mark Amselem v Agricola 1999 98. Run out. What a bummer!
Paul Rogers v Taverners 2003 96. In his last ever game for the club. Hungover and thinking he was on about 70 he was clean bowled


Three ducks in one game Tinkerman Although it looked a never to be repeated feat, the Tinkerman managed to do it again at Captains Day 2007.  Big up to the big man and it could have been 4 had he not declined the offer to bat again..
Three ducks in one game The Smutmeister On Captains 2005, the feat achieved was as follows : run out, not facing, returned as lowest scorer, bowled for a golden, then a golden in his second innings. Hats off to the lad
Duck in both innings Tony Fletcher v. Malvern Chasers 1997
Most ducks in a season Tony Fletcher 6 in 2001
(this supercedes.... Steve Jacobs 4 in 2000
Most Golden ducks in a season

Mark Rodbert and Ben Shaw

2 in 1996 (rodders) and 2 in 2002

Lowest Scores Updated June 2011

20 over games

v Riskcare 52 all out Report

35 Over games

v Balham Roamers 2006 59 all out Report
v LNCC 2011 64 all out Report
v LNCC 2002 64 all out Report
v Islip 2000 67 all out Report
v Fawe Park 2012 68 all out Report
v Wenlock Arms 2004 68 all out Report
v West Meon 2000 69 all out Report

Big Bowling

Lumsden, Jacobs, Curtis, Brett, Spurr 6 wickets in a game  
CK1(x3),Curtis (x2), Badmo (x2), SteveO(x2), Fletcher, Goodwin, Hewitt, Rog, Harvey, Swordsman, Mike Ellis 5 wickets in a game

Whoops that slipped

Spillane 3 drops in a game
Kulasingam 3 drops in a game
Shaw 3 drops in a game
Padmore 3 drops in a game

In the game v Hetairoi CC 31 May 2015, 5 catches were dropped, all off VCGC's bowling, and he didn't get a wicket. How does a man survive that?

Catch events
The most drops ever was here - 5 catches and 9 drops - which is also our record drops.

We have then dropped 8 on 2 further occasions Here in 2003 and also here in 2016


Most not outs

Tony Fletcher 11 in 2002

Did Not Bats

Steve Jacobs 8 in 2003 supercedes his previous best of 7 in 2001

Hat Tricks

Craig Brown v Longport 2000 6 -1 -16 -4
Simon Curtis v. PFSG 1993 4-0-22-5
Elvis v Quokkas (2006) 7-1-49-4
Ginger v Islip (2006) 4-0-7-3
Padders v Whalers (2015) 6-2-22-3

Fantastic Bowling

Stuart Lumsden v Islip 2017 7-4-4-5 indeed, seven overs, 5 wickets for four runs and four maidens
Roger Heaton v MWs 2006 5-4-5-4 yes, thats five overs, four maidens, five wickets for four runs, against their top order
Mike Ellis v Blenheim 2014 5-2-7-5 Five overs, two maidens Five wickets for seven runs....
Fred Maroudas v Chalfont Taverners 2000 1-1-0-3 (w-0-w-0-w-0)

Other Mean Bowling 

Charles Hewitt v. Penspan 1993  4-0-4-5
Fred Maroudas v. Radcliffe Rovers 1998   1-1-0-1
David Henig v. Radcliffe Rovers 1998 1-0-1-1
Charles Hewitt v. Abraxas 1996 1-0-1-1
Andrew Grant v StAnnes 2015 7-5-6-2
Dillan Unadkat v StAnnes 2015 5-3-5-2

Crappy  Bowling (6 overs or more)

Swords 6 overs, no maidens, no wickets for 67 Worst ever (11.16/over)
Swords 7-0-76-0 v Gents, 2012 (10.85/over)
Fletcher, Orr Ewing Gone for more than 70 in 8 or more overs  
Swords, Newton, Fletcher, Guinness Gone for more than 60 in 8 overs  
Payts Jr 62 for 1 off 6 overs  

What an over

We don't keep over-by-over records but ....

Steve-O's last over in Bergerac in 2002 went for 26.
Fev's last over v Seven Sports in 2015 went for 24


Bat Carried

ie opened and was not dimissed

CK 2015
CK 2011
VCGC 2015
Arsey on tour 2012
Nurdler 2008
Nurdler 2006
Bison 2005
Clarkster 2000
Mustafa 1999
Chazza/J Evans 1993
Will Wigmore 1992